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Total Medals Earned: 128 (From 17 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,205 Points

Crash Town 2

Save the day Unlocked 8/10/14
5 Points
Complete a level with 3 stars.
Kill everybody 5 Points Finish a level with 3 skulls.
Trukin 5 Points Help a semi truck arrive safely.
Doing it right 10 Points Complete 10 levels with 3 stars.
Doing it wrong 10 Points Finish 10 levels with 3 skulls.
Healthcare 10 Points Save 3 ambulances in one level.
Safe neighborhood 10 Points All residential levels with 1 star or better.
Skids 10 Points Get 3 skulls using only oil spots.
Bus stop 25 Points Destroy 5 buses in one level.
Firefighters 25 Points Save 5 firefighter trucks in one level.
Safe downtown 25 Points All commercial levels with 1 star or better.
Serial killer 50 Points Finish 25 levels with 3 skulls.
Star collector 50 Points Complete 25 levels with 3 stars.
Lord of evil 100 Points Finish all 45 levels with 3 skulls.
Lord of good 100 Points Complete all 45 levels with 3 stars.

Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/440 points)

Don't Shit Your Pants

...Where's the toilet paper? Unlocked 7/5/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
He got it from Burger King Unlocked 8/26/13
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)

Empire Business

Banking It Unlocked 12/16/13
5 Points
Unlock the Bank.
Breaking a Thousand Unlocked 12/16/13
5 Points
Earn $1,000.
Come to Me Unlocked 12/16/13
5 Points
Unlock the Strong Magnet.
Open Up! Unlocked 12/16/13
5 Points
Unlock the Cash Box.
Generator Unlocked 12/16/13
10 Points
Make money just by sitting there.
Lots of Cheddar Unlocked 12/16/13
10 Points
Earn $10,000.
So You're Saying There's a Chance... Unlocked 12/16/13
10 Points
Earn way more money than the minted value of the coins.
Virtual Money Unlocked 12/16/13
10 Points
Let your bank do all the work.
Millionaire Unlocked 12/16/13
25 Points
Earn $1,000,000.
Time for Expansion Unlocked 12/16/13
25 Points
Buy the final upgrade.
The Empire Business Unlocked 12/16/13
50 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 11/11 (160/160 points)

Hitting Stuff at a Building

1/5 Stars Unlocked 10/19/16
5 Points
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
Darwin Award 5 Points Achieve the inevitable
Poop Toucher 5 Points You touched a poop!
Second floor please 5 Points TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
Demolitions Inexpert 10 Points Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
First Contact 10 Points You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
It's the Fart Man again 10 Points Have you tried eating less fiber
Let's Go Whaling! 10 Points Kill a construction worker
The Witching Hour 10 Points Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Theater seating is 47% fecal bacteria 10 Points Collect all the dumb movies
This Isn't Popcorn... 25 Points Visit the Demolition Carnival
Safe Cracker 100 Points And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
My Name is David Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
One Roommate with Extra Froth Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Ahab's Revenge Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Stock Market Crash Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The Fall of Planet Earth Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Telecommunications Blackout Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You havin a jiggle, mate? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It's a kitty! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)

Human Centipede: The Game

Reading Rainbow Unlocked 7/5/10
5 Points
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Grave Damage Unlocked 8/27/13
10 Points
Destroy 100 tombstones
Hop A Cop Unlocked 7/5/10
10 Points
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Nice Aim Unlocked 8/27/13
25 Points
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
Cop Killa Unlocked 8/27/13
100 Points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Raise The Roofie 25 Points collect 3 roofies in a single level
Speedy Pedey 25 Points Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Antivenom 50 Points Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Donut Break 50 Points Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Pede Gatherer 50 Points Achieve 50,000 points
Pede Master 100 Points Achieve 100,000 points
Dieter's Laser Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Together Forever Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 5/13 (150/550 points)

Idle Web Tycoon

5 Botnets Unlocked 8/10/14
5 Points
Purchase 5 Botnets
5 One Minds Unlocked 8/10/14
5 Points
Purchase 5 One Minds
5 PCs Unlocked 8/10/14
5 Points
Purchase 5 friends PCs
5 Quantum Chips Unlocked 8/10/14
5 Points
Purchase 5 Quantum chips
5 Quantum Rifts Unlocked 8/10/14
5 Points
Purchase 5 Quantum Rifts
5 Refreshers Unlocked 8/10/14
5 Points
Purchase 5 auto-refreshing tabs
5 Sentient Techs Unlocked 8/10/14
5 Points
Purchase 5 Sentient Techs
5 Server Farms Unlocked 8/10/14
5 Points
Purchase 5 Server farms
5 Servers Unlocked 8/10/14
5 Points
Purchase 5 dedicated servers
5 Super Computers Unlocked 8/10/14
5 Points
Purchase 5 Super Computers
10 Botnets Unlocked 8/10/14
10 Points
Purchase 10 botnets
10 One Minds Unlocked 8/10/14
10 Points
Purchase 10 one minds
10 PCs Unlocked 8/10/14
10 Points
Purchase 10 friends PCs
10 Quantum Chips Unlocked 8/10/14
10 Points
Purchase 10 quantum chips
10 Quantum Rifts Unlocked 8/10/14
10 Points
Purchase 10 quantum rifts
10 Refreshers Unlocked 8/10/14
10 Points
Purchase 10 auto-refreshing tabs
10 Sentient Techs Unlocked 8/10/14
10 Points
Purchase 10 sentient techs
10 Server Farms Unlocked 8/10/14
10 Points
Purchase 10 server farms
10 Servers Unlocked 8/10/14
10 Points
Purchase 10 dedicated servers
10 Super Computers Unlocked 8/10/14
10 Points
Purchase 10 super computers
1K views Unlocked 8/10/14
10 Points
Reach over 1000 views
250+ Assets Unlocked 8/10/14
10 Points
Buy over 250 items from the store
1 Million views! Unlocked 8/10/14
25 Points
Reach over 1 million site views
1000 Clicks Unlocked 8/10/14
25 Points
Manually click the refresh button over 1000 times
500+ Assets Unlocked 8/10/14
25 Points
Buy over 500 items from the store
Maxed Ads Unlocked 8/10/14
25 Points
Increase the number of ads to x9
Maxed Bandwidth Unlocked 8/10/14
25 Points
Increase bandwidth to x9
1 Billion views!! Unlocked 8/10/14
50 Points
Reach over 1 billion views
700+ Assets!! Unlocked 8/10/14
50 Points
Buy over 700 items from the store
1 Trillion views!!! Unlocked 8/10/14
100 Points
Reach over 1 trillion views

Medals Earned: 30/30 (495/495 points)

Knightmare Tower

Bombalicious! Unlocked 8/26/13
25 Points
Take out 15 monsters with a single bomb!
Vanquisher of evil Unlocked 8/26/13
25 Points
Defeat the evil being beyond the locked ceiling!
Knight of the Round Table Unlocked 8/26/13
50 Points
Buy everything in the shop!
Conqueror Unlocked 8/26/13
100 Points
Complete all quest!
Faster than the speed of light Unlocked 8/26/13
100 Points
Clear the story mode in 3:30 minutes or less!
Sky's the limit Unlocked 8/26/13
100 Points
Reach 65,000 meters in Infinite mode!

Medals Earned: 6/6 (400/400 points)

Lab of the Dead

Default Of The Dead Unlocked 11/8/11
5 Points
Discover 5 neutral reactions.
Expiration Date Reached Unlocked 8/29/13
5 Points
Terminate 5 specimens.
That's No Gimmick Unlocked 8/29/13
5 Points
Use 1 appropriate item.
I Make Things Happen Unlocked 8/29/13
10 Points
Do a total of 50 actions.
Animal Cruelty Unlocked 8/29/13
25 Points
Kill 10 animals with your research.
Bad Behavior Unlocked 8/29/13
25 Points
Discover 5 aggressive reactions.
Bloated Equals Happy Unlocked 8/29/13
25 Points
Feed 20 pounds of food to your specimen.
Getting To Know You Unlocked 8/29/13
25 Points
Fully research 1 specimen.
I Know What You Like Unlocked 8/29/13
25 Points
Use 1 preferred item.
Know How To Use It Unlocked 8/29/13
25 Points
Fully research 10 items.
Taking It Easy Unlocked 8/29/13
25 Points
Discover 5 passive reactions.
We Must Amputate! Unlocked 8/29/13
25 Points
Cut 1 limb from your specimen.
Wigglin' Time! Unlocked 8/29/13
25 Points
Cut 4 limbs from your specimen.
A True Scientist Unlocked 8/29/13
50 Points
Research all the techniques at least once.
J-J-J-Jaw Breaker! Unlocked 8/29/13
50 Points
Find all the ways to rip the specimen's jaw off.
Labor Intensive Unlocked 8/29/13
50 Points
Do a total of 1000 actions.
Laid Back Unlocked 8/29/13
50 Points
Discover 40 passive reactions.
Master Chef Unlocked 8/30/13
50 Points
Try all the food items.
Star Pupil Unlocked 8/29/13
50 Points
Discover 5 advanced reactions.
Temper Tantrum Unlocked 8/29/13
50 Points
Discover 40 aggressive reactions.
This And That Unlocked 8/29/13
50 Points
Try all the objects.
Weapons Expert Unlocked 8/29/13
50 Points
Try all the weapons.
Bub Would Be Proud Unlocked 8/29/13
100 Points
Discover 30 advanced reactions.
Dr. Frankenstein Unlocked 8/30/13
100 Points
Reach 100% on your total completion statistic.
Methodical Deconstruction Unlocked 8/29/13
100 Points
Find all the ways to kill or incapacitate the specimen.

Medals Earned: 25/25 (1,000/1,000 points)

LARRY: Big Dipper

Angry Rock Basher Unlocked 6/8/10
25 Points
destroy 10 boulders in a single Rage
Falling Toilet Unlocked 6/8/10
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Falling Llama Unlocked 6/8/10
50 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Free Faller Unlocked 6/8/10
50 Points
survive for 3 minutes
Hungry Hungry Homer Unlocked 6/8/10
100 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Gem Collector 25 Points Collect all 10 gems in a single run
Glutton for Recovery 25 Points use every antitode orb to recover from poisoning in a single run
Nice And Healthy 25 Points Collect all health orbs in a single run
Rageaholic 25 Points Collect all rage orbs in a single run
Massive Damage 50 Points Destroy 20 boulders in a single Rage
Badass Dipper 100 Points Reach the bottom of the Giant Pit

Medals Earned: 5/11 (250/500 points)

Madness: Project Nexus

Can You Hear Me Now Unlocked 4/24/12
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Mercy 5 Points Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
Slaughter Rank: Greenhorn 5 Points [Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Nexus Victory [Easy] 10 Points Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Nexus Victory [Normal] 10 Points Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
Slaughter Rank: Bloodied 10 Points [Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Impaler 10 Points [Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Nexus Victory [Hard] 25 Points Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Savior's Sword 25 Points Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Psychopath 25 Points [Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Seas of Blood 25 Points [Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Wargod 25 Points [Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Greater Than 9000 50 Points [Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Impossible 50 Points [Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Do What Comes Natural 100 Points Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
Slaughter Rank: Genocider 100 Points [Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)

Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/480 points)