"Love Song For No One" by John Mayer:

Staying home alone on a Friday
Flat on the floor looking back
On old love
Or lack thereof
After all the crushes are faded
And all my wishful thinking was wrong
I'm jaded
I hate it

I'm tired of being alone
So hurry up and get here
So tired of being alone
So hurry up and get here
Get here

Searching all my days just to find you
I'm not sure who I'm looking for
I'll know it
When I see you
Until then, I'll hide in my bedroom
Staying up all night just to write
A love song for no one

I'm tired of being alone
So hurry up and get here
So tired of being alone
So hurry up and get here

I could have met you in a sandbox
I could have passed you on the sidewalk
Could I have missed my chance
And watched you walk away?
Oh no way

I could have met you in a sandbox
I could have passed you on the sidewalk
Could I have missed my chance
And watched you walk away?

I'm tired of being alone
So hurry up and get here
I'm so tired of being alone
So hurry up and get here

I'm tired of being alone
So hurry up and get here
I'm so tired of being alone
So hurry up and get here oh yeah

You'll be so good
You'll be so good for me

Pork: It's the meat of kings, It's made of pig
Try it with onion rings.
Pork sure goes with everything,
'Cause it's made of swine, that's why it sure tastes fine.

Just bring salt to the picnic, baby
You know you wanna stuff it in my hamper.
Put these, put it in some tupp-a-ware
'Cause I don't wanna be a porky chancer

Let's talk about pork,
Converse about meat;
Veggies need wedgies
'Cause meat can't be beat.

Ham and Bacon you should taste them
I know it's surprisin'
But it's so appetizin'...

Yo Ho haul Together hoist the colors high
heave ho theives and beggars never shall we die

the king and his men stole the queen from her bed and bound her in her bones
the seas be ours and by the powers where we will well roam

Yo Ho haul together hoist the colors high
heave ho theives and beggars never shall we die

some men have died and some are alive and others sail the seas
with the keys to the cage the devil will pay we lay to fiddlers green!

the bell has been raised form its watery grave do you hear its sepulcheral tone?
we are a call to all pay head to squall and set youre sail toward home

yo ho haul together hoist the colors high heave ho theives and beggars never shall we die

[song from pirates of the carribean 3: at worlds end]

this song was cool but hard to follow in the movie so i looked up the lyrics a while back

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check this out some queer spammer sent me this

From: Princess-Laucherella
Sent: 03/24/08 00:00
Subject: fuc u
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YOU WANNA FUCK WITH ME BITCH IM 14 LIFT 250 POUNDS AND CAN KICK YOUR ASS YOU DON'T FUCK WITH THE BEST I KICK YOUR ASS NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY YOUR 5 YOU HAVE NO LIFE AND CAN'T SAY SHIT YOU KNOW WHY? CUZ UR MY BITCH YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT YOU SUCK MY COCK YOU LITTLE WHORE FUCK BAG IT DOESN'T MATTER YOU SUCK MY COCK BITCH YOU LITTLE FUCKSTICK BITCH COMMON YOU WANNA FUCK WITH ME YOUR A DUMBASS YOU LIKE COCK! YOU JUST GOT BITCH SLAPPED HOMOSEXUAL IM SMARTER IN EVERY WAY BECAUSE IM READY FOR COLLEGE AT MY AGE WHICH MEANS YOUR A DUMBASS SO YA KNOW WHAT STFU STFU STFU SUCK MY DICK BITCH
UNEARTH JUST OWNED YOUR ASS

hehe i made up a short funny story playing a medeival game:

The Organic Flail
its made with a branch as a handle vine as the chain knot forma tree as the ball and cactus needles as the spikes
1.man runs at enemy with flail and swings it overhead
2. vine breaks knot goes flying
3. cactus needles fall out mid air
4. knot hits enemy in face killing him
5. man invents primitive slingshot becomes rich
6. man is killed by a angry ent ofr using tree for weapons (youve seen lrod of the rings 2 and 3 right?)
7. the end

Hank, I learned a lot in that PM.
Reading that entire wall of stupidity..I think it just made me turn ..dumb.

was up ......

OH YEAH ITHINKIMDRUNK
SEX MY BALLS

umsk umsk umsk

I'm sorry.

inb4rickroll

Were no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand

* never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Weve know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But youre too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it

And if you ask me how Im feeling
Dont tell me youre too blind to see

(* repeat)

Give you up. give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand

(* repeat 3 times)

la la la la!

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and Ill bet youll feel nuts
Yes Im siskel, yes Im ebert and youre getting two thumbs up
Youve had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough youre out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my waffle house hashbrowns
Come quicker than fedex never reach an apex like coca-cola stock you are
Inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like daylight savings time

Do it now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it again now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Gettin horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? let me be specific I wanna be down in your south seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, b5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on Im mister coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours Ill show you mine tool time youll lovett just like lyle
And then well do it doggy style so we can both watch x-files

Do it now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it again now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Gettin horny now

You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it again now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it again now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Gettin horny now

God of Wine - Third Eye Blind
Every thought that I repent
Theres another chip you haven't spent
And you're cashing them all in
Where do we begin
To get clean again
Can we get clean again

I walk home alone with you
And the mood you're born into
Sometimes you let me in
And I take it on the chin
I can't get clean again
I want to know
Can we get clean again
The God of Wine comes crashing
Through the headlights of a car
That took you farther than
You thought you'd ever want to go
We can't get back again
We can't get back again

She takes a drink and then she waits
The alcohol it permeates
And soon the cells give way
And cancels out the day
I can't keep it all together
I know... I can't keep it all together

And the Siren's song that is your madness
Holds a truth that I can't erase
All alone on your face
Every glamorous sunrise
Throws the planets out of line
A star sign out of whack
A fraudulent zodiac
And the God of Wine
is crouched down in the room
You let me down I said it
Now I'm going down
And you're not even around
And I said no
I can't keep it all together

I know...I can't keep it all together
And there's a memory of a window
Looking through 'i see you
Searching for something I could never give you
A sadness I can't erase
All alone on your face

Please enjoy I typed it out myself.

Come Back

I took a wrong turn of events
I made a wrong fork at the situation
I took a wrong turn of events
I made a wrong fork at the situation

I've been talking to you in your absence
And I've fabricated quite a turn of events
I always knew it would come to this
I always knew it would come to this

Come back, come back into his hands
His every wish is your command
Come back, come back into Satan's arms
I won't shield you from the evil
And I love all your songs

I've been talking to you in my absence
And your narrow path has made sense of it all
I always knew it would come to this
I always knew it would come to this

I make up what I believe
I don't believe what you believe
Come back, come back to Austin, Texas
Satan wants you and he loves all your songs

You reach through 200 miles of your own music noise
So dear and so quiet
Like bells across water
Like lying in the darkness

Come back, come back into his hands
His every wish is your command
Come back, come back into Satan's arms
I can't shield you from evil
But I love all your songs

Oh Danny Boy, the old serpent's calling

Seven Deadly Sins
By Fogging Molly

Sail away where no ball and chain
Can keep us from the roarin' waves
Together undivided but forever we'll be free
So sail away aboard our rig
The moon is full and so are we
We're seven drunken pirates
We're the seven deadly sins

So the years rolled by and several died
And left us somewhat reelin'
Johnny strummed his Tommy gun
Left blastin' through the ceiling
So what became of rebels
Who sang for you and me?
Grapplin' with their demons
In the search for liberty

Suffers who suffer all
Can swim upon the desert
Where avarice have ravaged all
In spite of good intentions
Don't fill your mouth with gluttony
For pride will surely swell
But nothing's unforgiven in the four corners of hell

Sail away where no ball and chain
Can keep us from the roarin' waves
Together undivided but forever we'll be free
So sail away aboard our rig
The moon is full and so are we
We're seven drunken pirates
We're the seven deadly sins
We're seven drunken pirates
We're the seven deadly sins

Envy and its evil twin
It crept in bed with slander
Idiots they gave advice
But sloth it gave no answer
Anger kills the human soul
With butter tales of lust
While pavlov's Dogs keep chewin'
On the legs they never trust

Sail away where no ball and chain
Can keep us from the roarin' waves
Together undivided but forever we'll be free
So sail away aboard our rig
The moon is full and so are we
We're seven drunken pirates
We're the seven deadly sins
We're seven drunken pirates
We're the seven deadly sins

But It's the only life we'll know
Blagards to the bone
So don't wreck yourself
Take an honest grip
For there's more tales beyond the shore

Ah the years rolled by and several died
And left us somewhat reelin'
In and out came crawlin' out
And spewed upon the ceiling
So what became of rebels"
That sang for you and me
Grapplin; with their demons
In the search for liberty

Sail away where no ball and chain
Can keep us from the roarin' waves
Together undivided but forever we'll be free
So sail away aboard our rig
The moon is full and so are we
We're seven drunken pirates
We're the seven deadly sins

Sail away where no ball and chain
Can keep us from the roarin' waves
Together undivided but forever we'll be free
So sail away aboard our rig
The moon is full and so are we
We're seven drunken pirates
We're the seven deadly sins
We're seven drunken pirates
We're the seven deadly sins
We're seven drunken pirates
We're the seven deadly sins