"Love Song For No One" by John Mayer:

Staying home alone on a Friday
Flat on the floor looking back
On old love
Or lack thereof
After all the crushes are faded
And all my wishful thinking was wrong
I'm jaded
I hate it

I'm tired of being alone
So hurry up and get here
So tired of being alone
So hurry up and get here
Get here

Searching all my days just to find you
I'm not sure who I'm looking for
I'll know it
When I see you
Until then, I'll hide in my bedroom
Staying up all night just to write
A love song for no one

I'm tired of being alone
So hurry up and get here
So tired of being alone
So hurry up and get here

I could have met you in a sandbox
I could have passed you on the sidewalk
Could I have missed my chance
And watched you walk away?
Oh no way

I could have met you in a sandbox
I could have passed you on the sidewalk
Could I have missed my chance
And watched you walk away?

I'm tired of being alone
So hurry up and get here
I'm so tired of being alone
So hurry up and get here

I'm tired of being alone
So hurry up and get here
I'm so tired of being alone
So hurry up and get here oh yeah

You'll be so good
You'll be so good for me

Pork: It's the meat of kings, It's made of pig
Try it with onion rings.
Pork sure goes with everything,
'Cause it's made of swine, that's why it sure tastes fine.

Just bring salt to the picnic, baby
You know you wanna stuff it in my hamper.
Put these, put it in some tupp-a-ware
'Cause I don't wanna be a porky chancer

Let's talk about pork,
Converse about meat;
Veggies need wedgies
'Cause meat can't be beat.

Ham and Bacon you should taste them
I know it's surprisin'
But it's so appetizin'...

Yo Ho haul Together hoist the colors high
heave ho theives and beggars never shall we die

the king and his men stole the queen from her bed and bound her in her bones
the seas be ours and by the powers where we will well roam

Yo Ho haul together hoist the colors high
heave ho theives and beggars never shall we die

some men have died and some are alive and others sail the seas
with the keys to the cage the devil will pay we lay to fiddlers green!

the bell has been raised form its watery grave do you hear its sepulcheral tone?
we are a call to all pay head to squall and set youre sail toward home

yo ho haul together hoist the colors high heave ho theives and beggars never shall we die

[song from pirates of the carribean 3: at worlds end]

this song was cool but hard to follow in the movie so i looked up the lyrics a while back

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check this out some queer spammer sent me this

From: Princess-Laucherella
Sent: 03/24/08 00:00
Subject: fuc u
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YOU WANNA FUCK WITH ME BITCH IM 14 LIFT 250 POUNDS AND CAN KICK YOUR ASS YOU DON'T FUCK WITH THE BEST I KICK YOUR ASS NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY YOUR 5 YOU HAVE NO LIFE AND CAN'T SAY SHIT YOU KNOW WHY? CUZ UR MY BITCH YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT YOU SUCK MY COCK YOU LITTLE WHORE FUCK BAG IT DOESN'T MATTER YOU SUCK MY COCK BITCH YOU LITTLE FUCKSTICK BITCH COMMON YOU WANNA FUCK WITH ME YOUR A DUMBASS YOU LIKE COCK! YOU JUST GOT BITCH SLAPPED HOMOSEXUAL IM SMARTER IN EVERY WAY BECAUSE IM READY FOR COLLEGE AT MY AGE WHICH MEANS YOUR A DUMBASS SO YA KNOW WHAT STFU STFU STFU SUCK MY DICK BITCH
UNEARTH JUST OWNED YOUR ASS

hehe i made up a short funny story playing a medeival game:

The Organic Flail
its made with a branch as a handle vine as the chain knot forma tree as the ball and cactus needles as the spikes
1.man runs at enemy with flail and swings it overhead
2. vine breaks knot goes flying
3. cactus needles fall out mid air
4. knot hits enemy in face killing him
5. man invents primitive slingshot becomes rich
6. man is killed by a angry ent ofr using tree for weapons (youve seen lrod of the rings 2 and 3 right?)
7. the end

Hank, I learned a lot in that PM.
Reading that entire wall of stupidity..I think it just made me turn ..dumb.

was up ......